royonfire:

I present to you a puppy eating watermelon.

officialannakendrick:

could you please put your crying kid on vibrate

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bingedrunk:

when you’ve been with the same guy for 4 years

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trencly:

Where can I get a job naming nail polishes

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stunningpicture:

Apple of love

michandney:

wifikings:

What if Peter Pan was just an asshole, and had kids jump out of windows, making Neverland a coma dream?

Peter Pan originally was an angel of death that held kid’s hands when on their way to heaven (Neverland). That’s why they never grew up. All those kids were dead.

humansofnewyork:

"He wants to go home."

hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

thepacificrimjob:

lindsaylohoean:

did anyone ever find out how teen spirit smells

fun fact for the followers: kurt cobain had a girlfriend whose deodorant he used a lot and one of their friends wrote ‘kurt smells like teen spirit’ and he thought it was some sort of rebellious slogan and it stuck with him

but what it really meant is he smells like chick deodorant

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spacetea:

pheromonerain:

Just wait for it.

fuck

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youthfawn:

ThIS IS SO CUTE

BREAKING NEWS: I looked vaguely nice today


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