aber-flyingtiger:

Then introduce a deadly disease to their family

(Source: memecollection)

(Source: hwlllstr)

vikingserket:

wakaswagihomie:

I TRIED TO TAKE A PICTURE OF YEEHAW YAWNING AND

is your cat called yeehaw

youthxcrew69:

THIS IS A CAT IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME PLAYING WITH A TINY PUMPKIN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

(Source: spybook)

internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

  • dehydrated hoe: you look like a dweeb caring around that water bottle all day lol
  • me: yeah bitch well you look like a crunch bar and I bet ya pee is yellow

monocromas:

deathrock:

becausebirds:

The blackest bird there ever was. It’s black on the outside from head to toe, and black on the inside with its meat and organs.

It’s called the Ayam Cemani from Indonesia, and they’re $2,500 a pop. Their bones are black, too. The only part of them that’s not black is their blood 

That’s metal.


summervirgin:

Look  at them eyes…how could one say no.

castielsteenwolf:

my favorite thing is when you hear a huge crash and then the sound of a cats paws hitting the floor and 4 seconds later you see your cat walk out of the kitchen with that look like “dont fuckin look at me i didnt do shit”

grimdarkthroes:

you know whatd be a fun exercise

get a writer and an artist together. artist does a sketch, writer writes a handful of paragraphs. they give them to each other.

writer has to write a handful of paragraphs on the scene depicted in the sketch, and it cant be just like, describing it. artist has to draw a new sketch from the writing.

it’d be a neat lil’ flex-the-muscles sort of thing. 

gay-of-demonic-charm:

flyinginafriendshipship:

what if church was called jesuscon

if you pray hard enough you get an extra hour in the biblepit

(Source: lepetitchiot)

Good news bad news best news

sparkafterdark:

The good news:

image

 I found my favorite old jacket while sorting through my old stuff

The bad news:imageThe last time I wore it I was nine years old

The best news:

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I am the anime now

(Source: i-rico2)


lolsomeone-actually:

brainoverbones:

My dad is actually the villain from despicable me.

this is amazing