lesbianvenom:

college is a truly amazing place


elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

theawesomeadventurer:

they saw the chance and fucking sprinted with it

(Source: huotogyararii)

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

officialwhitegirls:

and you wonder how i stole your man sweetie

angrylolita:

basedgosh:

*pretends to understand the movie reference you just made*

yeah, stay gold too, horse man…………………………whatever that means…………….

(Source: canadad)

(Source: 9plnt)


neg-mawon:

kumagawa:

bro my mans is dragging the frozen food section…

this is the best vine

voncii:

i need an explanation 

(Source: bent-duck)

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slutframing:

Teacher: You guys i actually have alot of homework to grade

Me:

image

(Source: sausagesfordinner)


rispostesenzadomanda:

How to catch a cat

(Source: guremikes)